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We are light



Since the increase of attention on UFO phenomenon, Chris and Dakota have pondered the idea of taking their unique perspectives on the matter and sharing what they know with the world. Instead of just focusing on reports, they are going to make contact with these beings... and more!


Casting Calls and Kickstarter Campaigns coming soon!


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UNTITLED Bald and Bonkers AUTOBIOGRAPHY



Some stories are too vast and complex to slip into roughly 1-hour shows or special documentaries. In the line-up Chris and Dakota also have a special book in the works that will reveal intimate details of their lives and what lead them to the positions they are in today.



Custom Designed "CE5" tones



CE5 protocols was a series of meditations released by Dr. Steven Greer in order to help the average, everyday, person make contact with extraterrestrial species. In his own studies, Dakota came across very similar frequencies which held some rather interesting effects on people. Combing sigil magic and music, Dakota managed to craft his own "tones" for a variety of different applications.


All tones are also released under creative commons licenses so anyone can use them online without fear of being flagged by social media.


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